Anyway - Thursday started well with a trip to the airport to pick up a hire car for our two days away - went to the airport as we were recommended to as the hire car companies in town are of ill repute. First stop Avis - no cars available. Then Hertz - same same. WTF ? A hire car company with no cars ??? Anyway - 3rd time lucky and Budget came up with the goods. So - we were all set for our first Road Trip in Turkey.
Off we set from Ataturk Airport, armed with the route on the iphone google-maps, and headed off in completely the wrong direction, towards Istanbul rather than away from it. A cross between navigation errors and the driver getting used to driving on the other side of the road. 30 mins later, around many one way streets, we were back on the road in the right direction. We had a 4 hour journey ahead of us, calling into Gallipoli National Park, before heading to Canakkale (near to Troy) for the night. So we should be at Gallipoli by 3pm. Best laid plans and all that !!
When Paul used to cycle around Singapore in the early days I used to tell him to stop relying on GPS and look at the road signs instead. Should have followed my own advice !! Loads of signs said "Gelibolu". How was I to know that meant "Gallipoli" ?? Each time (twice) Paul said "Gelibolu" I said "no, go the other way instead". Well, we did see a lot more of the coastal road, which was painfully slow, but we missed the National Park completely. We eventually arrived at the car ferry to take us to Canakkale at 5pm, and got to the hotel at 6pm - having seen no sights at all.
Not to worry - there was always the Trojan Horse in the town centre - the one donated by Brad Pit and co after the film "Troy". Picture below - nothing to write home about, but still nice to have seen it.
So we had just the ONE beer and headed off back to the hotel to get a shower. Both of us felt pretty washed out - and fell asleep until 9pm ! We know now that it was dehydration. It was still 36 deg at 6pm - and we hadn't drunk enough water all day. It was a very mediocre meal at the harbour front (highly touristy) and home to pass out by 11:30pm.
Thankfully today was a far better day. TROY (Epic 1) was amazing. Ok, its just a pile of old ruins, but ruins that date from 3000 BC (Troy 1) to 500 BC (Troy 8). It was re-modeled 8 times. (or something like that). Very interesting - and it was a cool 32 deg in the breeze.
After that came GALIPOLLI (Epic 2). Another great experience. You drive around something like a 10km radius and can see lots of different cemeteries from the battles that went on for 6 months in 1914. Around 36,000 soldiers lost their lives. Particularly interesting was Anzac Cove where around 2000 Australians and New Zealanders were killed after landing 1 mile down stream of where they should have, in a cove from which they had no way out. It was blitzed.
Part 3 of today was a food stop at Mamara Elegize - a small fishing town about 80km west of Istanbul. We got stopped at the harbour and were pushed into a small fish restaurant with the promise of great food. We aren't usually ones to be badgered like this but we were so hungry we went with the flow. And we were so glad we did. Wow ! The fish and meze were amazing. Paul even tried a Turkish coffee. And we were introduced to Raki - the Turkish liqourice liqueur they mix with water and ice. We'll be buying some of that - but only because I like the glasses !
So - feeling sated and full of ourselves, we drove back to Ataturk airport to drop off the car. The only mishap was that we couldn't find the garage on the way into the airport so we will be stung for half a tank of fuel at their prices - but it was only half full anyway. So no big deal. But all in all - a good end to the day. We would be back at the apartment by 9:30pm.
Then the fun started (Epic fail) !!! We went to Domestic Arrivals to get a taxi. The queue was huge and full of smokers who were lighting up as many fags as they could as they'd gone without on their flights. (That a big downside in Turkey - so many people smoke, and in public places). We saw a bus that said Istanbul, via Bakirkoy - our current abode. So we hopped on it, waited 15 mins, then it went to the International Arrivals to get more people. By this time we would have been at the front of the taxi queue ! But the conductor who took our money assured us he would stop at Bakirkoy and would let us know when we got there. Huh !!! The lying little shitbag got off the bus and never told the driver to stop to let us off - so we sailed past Bakirkoy, all the way into Istanbul ! That's only about 30 mins out of our way !!
So, we were off the bus at the first stop, found a taxi, and asked the driver to drop us off at the bottom end of Bakirkoy - near the Marina. We planned to stop in at the local pub on the way up the hill. Really thought he had understood - until he also sailed past our stop and had to go to the top of the street. Seems like we weren't destined to get home until 11pm after all. And to add insult to injury, the short walk back was dry - not a bar in sight ! So we split the one can of beer from the fridge - and here we are !
Lessons learned today -
(1) - Do not get the bus from Istanbul airport. A long wait in a smoke filled taxi queue is more preferable
(2) - Istanbul is manic at all times of the day
(3) - we really do need those Turkish lessons
(4) - do not expect the taxi drivers to understand what you say - always keep the GPS on n your phone.
Still - we are managing to maintain our semi-detox - the number of beers consumed this week has fallen dramatically. And we did have a wonderful day today.
Quiet day tomorrow - need a bit of a rest !!! And we've heard the temperature might drop to below 30 deg and it could rain. We look forward to that.






















